Gah! The English

What do you do
When you want to take a poo
In an english country garden

Why you pull down your pants and you suffocate the ants
In an english country garden

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Isaiah came home singing this last summer, after his first camp experience. He learned it from a little boy whose english father taught it to him. Though it's a catchy little ditty, I think it inappropriate for my almost 20 year old mind. I always thought big sisters were meant to influence the baby brothers. Apparently, in my effort to learn from all the peoples, I've picked up a few things from him.